- So many douchebags, so little time.
- I FOLLOW THROUGH WITH MY HYPERBOLE, BITCH!
- Can you or would you be willing to ghostbust?
- BUFFY. There's a girl in Wal-Mart who is the TRUE embodiment of 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag.
- Why do good hair days only happen on days when you have nothing to do but watch Gilmore Girls and eat slices of turkey lunch meat?
- I want a baby. What? Did that come out?
- My mom watches some dumbass soap opera and she's watching it now and I looked up and there's Kevin Arnold's mom, being a skanky ho.
- I am wearing shorts with a one-inch inseam and a Snapped t shirt. I think this qualifies as letting oneself go. I had an icecream sandwich for lunch.
- You can just lick the doorknob.
- Is she a Republican? Does she like Nickelback?
- I feel like a big dirty whore most of the time. I embrace my big dirty whoreness.
- I just folded your dumbass linens. I should be getting paid.
- I am dismayed by the youth.
- I feel like a prized asshole.
- Your lame leg is somebody else's pot o' gold!
- Gutter is a tool! Gutter is a tool!
- Hangover, I am your bitch lover.
- Dick Cheney: still a douche.
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