Okay, so a woman in Iowa bought a wedding dress from a local street vendor, paid part of the tab, and offered her son to make up the rest of the balance. Davenport, Iowa, police charged 31-year-old Marcy Gant with one felony count of sale of an individual. She is accused of trying to sell her 4-year-old son.
A pitcher for the Yankees flew his plane into a residential building in New York City.
A woman is struck by lightning while brushing her teeth, and the lightning travels through her body and out HER ANUS. She's being treated for severe burns in her mouth and BUTT.
And my freakin' car MIGHT be ready by Friday, but who knows? It might not.
It's been a long day, people. I'm ready to go home.