Okay, I'm panicking. I'm reading a great book called Toxic Childhood, and I'm learning how to keep my kids active and healthy and not too engrossed in the computer and t.v.
But there is a list of 34 Life Skills Your Child Should Have By the Age of 12, and one of them is "Clean a cooker hob."
What? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO CLEAN A COOKER HOB!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A COOKER HOB?!?!?