Card shark or card sharp?

So when I cleaned out the boys' room last week I found something interesting:



Have you ever wished that you had some metal playing cards with sharp, knife-like edges all around?



Have you ever wished that you could find something really inappropriate to give your children?



Have you ever felt like you didn't have enough ways to end up with your kid in the emergency room?



Do you need a nice visit from DHR? You should contact Kane and Jude's mom and step-dad. They've got ideas.