14-Year-Old Girl: Ah! You'll spend, like, $250 on a purse, but you won't spend $200 on an iPod Nano? THAT IS WACKED.
Chubby Redneck Dad: You've got an iPod already! I don't want to hear anything else about it.
14-Year-Old Girl: Psh. Whatever.
This is a blog in which I will complain AND muse about absolutely everything in my life BUT NOT MY JOB. I got fired from my last job for this here blog. But that's really a good thing because now I have all this time for bridge and whiskey.