Today I caught myself driving down the road singing "Way Down Yonder on the Chattahoochee". Singing along and knowing all the words made me, A) wish I was down on the river on a Friday night (self, I know thee not) and, B) remember fondly my teenage years. Not that I was down on the river on Friday nights then, but I knew that song then.
People, I cannot stress this enough: I NEED A JOB. To top it all off, I think this video is hilarious. Bitches.
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Finally, let's end this one with a heart-warming smile.