Friday, March 13, 2009

A List of Five Things that Society At-Large Likes, Yet I Don’t Get:

1. The Simpsons. Seriously, I have never been a fan. Bart is obnoxious. I've been using that "ducks in long pants" line for a few weeks now, but I got it from Chris, not from the Simpsons. It was funnier when I thought Chris made it up.

2. Sushi. I like seafood, but something about the raw seafood taste and the seaweed is just too much for me. Bleh.

3. Low-rise jeans. Gross. I am just not built for low-rise. I can't stand the feeling that my crack is showing at all times.

4. Thong underwear. Double-gross. I can't walk from the feeling that something is up my butt. Pair the thong with the low-rise jean and I will actually throw up on you.

5. Watching videos on Youtube. I just don't have the patience. People email videos to me; I never watch them. I'll start one and then get irritable and stop it and walk away. No idea why I'm like this.


Susan @ Blackberry Creek said...

Hey, me too Buffy! I don't like any of those things either.

Anonymous said...

Dude, I like one through 4! There are defenses to be made for each of them...except watching videos on youtube.