Right, okay, so last night I dreamed that I was watching Paul Simon, John Candy, and Bob Hope perform together.
I also dreamed that I watched this guy resuscitate a drowned hamster.
What the? Wow. I am not even making this shit up.
This is a blog in which I will complain AND muse about absolutely everything in my life BUT NOT MY JOB. I got fired from my last job for this here blog. But that's really a good thing because now I have all this time for bridge and whiskey.