Did y'all know that I used to work in a library? I worked in a couple of libraries, actually.

Anyway, I discovered these Dispatches from a fellow who works in a public library on McSweeney's, and this one here hit the nail on the head. I'm going to try and remember some good library stories and post them here as they come to me.

"Like a robot dolphin through this flaming hoop, so are the days of our lives. Freaking sweet."

It's a McSweeney's Kind of Friday.

Alternatives to Setting Your House on Fire to Avoid Foreclosure

Porn for Depressives

Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful

For Jason: Unfortunate "That's What She Said" Precursors in Casual Sports

Rejected Introductions of Days of Our Lives

Twisted Sister: Where Are They Now?

Increasingly Dangerous Cheeses

Twenty-First Century Computing, As Explained By My Mother

Okay, I have to stop. I could do this all day. I hope you'll read these; several made me laugh out loud.