It's a McSweeney's Kind of Friday.
Alternatives to Setting Your House on Fire to Avoid Foreclosure
Porn for Depressives
Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful
For Jason: Unfortunate "That's What She Said" Precursors in Casual Sports
Rejected Introductions of Days of Our Lives
Twisted Sister: Where Are They Now?
Increasingly Dangerous Cheeses
Twenty-First Century Computing, As Explained By My Mother
Okay, I have to stop. I could do this all day. I hope you'll read these; several made me laugh out loud.