Wednesday, July 11, 2007

If it's on the internet, that means it's true, right?

The internet is the BEST.

I just finished reading a long, fairly detailed article on AOL about a monster roaming the Amazon jungle, and this was among the comments that followed:

hey rod we can go almost deep in the ocean and the ladys man ( heheh big foot) none sees them but we can land on the moon that was fake too


I do like this guy, though. This cracks me up:

I've began singing a song already, for whenever I see deh badie putting it's feets in her badie mouf. The song is called "Badie Feets Go In Deh Badie Mouf," it's sung to the tune of "Puff the Magic Dragon," a more sped up version with a Caribbean accent, and I'll have to learn how to play the steel drums.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think it's interesting that all of the cars had eyes when he was singing. Kind of like those Chevron cars or Lightning McQueen.

Everybody seems to have been under a lot of stress recently so here is a new relaxation technique...
Repeat this mantra over and over again until you feel totally relaxed.



It is very important to walk around in a circle while raising your arms above your head and then down to your sides (kind of like a jumping jack, sans jumping) while saying the mantra.

Gradually increase the speed of your incantation and movements until you have satisfactory results.

You should have someone supervise you when you do this to make sure you have the proper technique.

Also, some people like to add in "Hooooonk" after the "Siam", but this is entirely optional.