- Bottletree. Soul dj. No cover.
- Victoria Beckham has a two million dollar vibrator. It's solid platinum with a diamond-encrusted base and a 16 karat diamond necklace which begs the question- a necklace? Really?
- I just got blatantly and obviously hit on by a middle aged Greek dude who sounded like Balkie and looked like my uncle. FAIL.
- I bought a vest last night. I'm not sure what's become of me but I love it.
- Side bun is our band name.
- Out the side doe, with the other hootchies.
- Watch Fox 6 news to see my ass selling flowers.
- I love seeing rich ladies jogging in Mountain Brook, almost falling over from all the Prozac.
- Oo, yur like the sun, chasin all the rain away.
- Want to come watch me cry, drink, and make cufflinks?
- I just got off work and am driving through a monsoon. I'll call you when I find out if we are going to make it.
*And yes, the idea to post these came from Miss Sara.
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a necklace? wtf?
stephanie
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