So John Fucking Tesh was doing this really titillating segment earlier on married couples and the 437 things that you should never do because if you do them it will kill your marriage.
Don't ever play the victim. Don't ever put your own needs before your spouse's. Don't use too much "me" talk. Don't ever talk badly about your spouse to your friends or family.
I was pretty skeptical throughout most of it, but when he got to that last one I immediately thought, "Okay, this guy has OBVIOUSLY never been married, and if he has it's probably to some bow head who desperately wants to sign a petition in support of Paris Hilton.
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"Don't ever play the victim. Don't ever put your own needs before your spouse's. Don't use too much "me" talk. Don't ever talk badly about your spouse to your friends or family."
John Tesh can suck my ass. I'm about 99.9% sure I followed all of John Tesh's rules TO THE LETTER and look where it got me: tan, with awesome hair, a great story to tell that involves a sheet cake, and a guitar I don't know how to play.
Hmm. Maybe it's not so bad after all.
Maybe he learned all of those things in his first marriage to Julie Wright.
Who listens to John Tesh? I wonder if Zamphyr, Master of the Pan Flute, has a radio talk show...
Oops. That's Zamfir.
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