You remember all my whining about "ob la di", about how something is ALWAYS happening?
When I got out out to my car last night, the battery was dead. THE BATTERY WAS DEAD, I TELL YOU. Jason came up and jumped me off, but it wouldn't hold a charge, so we had to borrow money to buy a new battery and get it in there and working asap so's we could both go to work today.
AND THEN, this morning, my NEW phone crashed. I spent my lunch hour speeding from one end of town to the other and back again for it to suddenly start working again while I was standing in the phone store, and for them to be like, "Well, let's just give it a couple of days. It might be fine now."
Then my boss is out sick today so I'm doing both our jobs AND IT'S SCARY. I'M SCARED.
This all gives a whole new meaning to that line in Almost Famous, "It's all happening!"