Creeping feelings of humiliation and regret: $0
Inflamed sense of righteous indignation: $0
The opportunity to take a nap: $0
Hanging out with Reed and Jason all day long, taking showers in the middle of the day, doing the laundry, eating lunch at home while dodging flying bits of meatstick, rocking Reed to sleep, drinking coffee in front of the tv, watching Reed rock out to an iPod commercial: Priceless.
About Me
- buffy
- My deal consists of Jim Beam and hookers. I also like cheese. I live in a small town in Alabama with my son, my husband, our alien-like dog Rocky, sometimes my two step-daughters, and a ghost named Marty who makes us peanut butter sandwiches. It's irritating because Marty always leaves knives covered in peanut butter in the kitchen sink, and who do you think has to clean that up? PHIL, IS WHO.
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