- I finally grew a pair and cut my bangs and now it looks like I shaved a hedgehog in my sink.
- You have no idea about the REDWOOD I just pooped.
- I am a mortar GOD!
- Team Colonel Ingus!
- HOTTUB spelled backward is BUTTOH.
- Oh my god! Why aren't you a spoon in Ohio?
- Holy shit! Do you feel like you're living an inauthentic life?
- Pink straws: packed.
- And that's why they call me the shocker!
- I'll guard you both from the rear.
- *smacking noises smacking noises gross mouth noises*
- So now I am just texting to pretend I am not a fork in Ohio.
- You are paaaaaaaaaht of the rebel alliance and a traitor!
- He's a hypnotist of ladies.
- Real Raybans or testicles over my eyes?
- NUCULAR.
The idea for this post came from Sarah.
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