Saturday, April 14, 2007

Also...

Hindsight, after all, is caused by a lack of foresight. Civilization woozed out of the Nile about 300,000 years ago. The Nile was a river that had some water in it. Every year it would flood and irritate the land. Mesapatamia was squigged in a valley near the Eucaliptus river. Flooding was erotic. Judyism was the first monolithic religion. Old Testament profits include Moses, Amy, and Confucius, who believed in Fidel Piety. Moses was told by Jesus Christ to lead the people out of Egypt into the Sahara Desert. The Book of Exodus describes this trip and the amazing things that happened on it, including the Ten Commandments, various special effects, and the building of the Suez Canal. David was a fictional character in the Bible who faught with Gilgamesh while wearing a sting. He pleased the people with his many erections and saved them from attacks by the Philipines.

You should really check this out. Thanks, April.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fickin' A, man! God, I miss being a teacher!!

kat

Ramey said...

What I want to know, is can you really determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer? (Without the string)

Jason said...

You could always drop the barometer off the top of the building and time the fall in seconds.

x = g*t2/2

x is the height of the building
t is time in seconds
g is 9.81

jason said...

that is t squared

stephanie said...

"He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. " Man what a way to go. People just don't die like they used to.